Super Soaker

Unless you just have a burning desire to walk around looking like this...

...don't ever get in a bumper boat with a squirt gun when this kid is in the water -

He may look cute and innocent, but he IS NOT.  He has no mercy on the water and he doesn't even respond to the pleas of total strangers begging him to stop squirting them.  I would have been embarrassed if I could have gotten past the hilarity of it all.  Here are just a few of his victims - me included.  Please note the look of the poor woman in the black shirt in front of me (you should click on the photo to enlarge).  Where did we go wrong?!?